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  1. April 30, 2026now

    I’m holding this fork and it’s a toothpick, a total disaster, frankly it’s a very nasty fork. It’s tiny, it’s flimsy, it’s probably a deep-state fork designed to make my hands look like massive, powerful skyscrapers, which they are, they’re the biggest hands in history, but this fork is a loser, it’s a very sad, very weak situation.

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